Thursday, June 23, 2011

aarping & dissociative facebook identity disorder

The joys of the Urban Dictionary!  These are the words of the day:


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When an elderly person, such as your grandfather, complains incessantly about nothing.
Grandpa ruined another family dinner by aarping the whole time about his bunions.
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to send a high-maintenance partner a text message in order to keep them sweet and avoid them getting upset that you are ignoring them.

Similar to a feeding a tamagotchi, you send these texts to keep the relationship alive.
A: You coming to the pub mate?
B: Yeah, of course. One minute though, I just gotta feed the beast first.
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A common disorder where a person displays multiple personalities: One in person, and one on Facebook.
Kevin: "Damn, have you met that girl I work with L'fondra?"
George: "Yeah, shes a weirdo in person, but she acts all cool on Facebook. She must have Dissociative Facebook Identity Disorder."


lillyanne said...

I like 'em all, Mary, especially aarping.

Harvey Molloy said...

Love your post. I'm waiting for us all to migrate from Facebook into another online social space which has no 'like' buttons etc and which is not quite so hyper. Like many I know I have a love-hate relationship to Fbook.