I see our resident mice have invaded the toaster, and one shot out from the open bread bin the other morning, leaping like a sky-diver from the bench to the ground below, and doing the most amazing twist to land on its feet. I feel if we don't do something, we'll end up like my friend Sandra's house where two mice were observed wrestling a Tux dog biscuit down the side of the dishwasher. The critical thing being that no-one in this animal-loving, vegetarian household reacted in the way you'd expect - no shrieking, no traps, no brooms to chase it away.
Bingo the dog lifted an eyebrow and went back to sleep, and one of the children checked his bowl to see there was enough left for him.
So what to do? It's a fine balancing act between being kind to timorous animals and being infested by Disney-type rodents with muscles and no fear. I hate the snap of the trap in the night, and perhaps a squeal, or worse, the sound of the panicked knocking on the ground as the mouse tries to free itself. Last time I used a trap - two years ago? - I was woken by the *snap* and then kept awake by the deep silence. In the morning, I found the trap empty. My son explained two days later that 'it was okay', he'd released the mouse because it wasn't dead.
Which leads me to this lovely reading of Robbie Burns' To A Mouse. I'd forgotten the way this poem moves from the little mouse disturbed in a field through to the way the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry .... It is marvellous for its tenderness for all that is mortal, all the struggles, all that feels pain and fear, and it isn't lofty or grand at all, just a man musing in a field, with a frightened mouse, displaying - in his feeling for this creature - his humanity and his own (greater?) fear of mortality. A downer ending, though, not your carpe diem sort of poem.
Still, I get the feeling I'd better just keep on closing the bread bin and put a cover over the toaster. Not even sure where the trap is anyway.
The best laid schemes o' mice an' men
Gang aft agley,
An' lea'e us nought but grief an' pain,
For promis'd joy!
Still thou are blest, compared wi' me!
The present only toucheth thee:
But och! I backward cast my e'e,
On prospects drear!
An' forward, tho' I canna see,
I guess an' fear!
5 comments:
I love the image of the mice with dog biscuit, I immediately want to draw them! Our cat does a better job of bringing them in than chasing them out but they are usually half a mouse by the time we find them (the last one between the couch cushions. Eurk..
Always loved the Burns ode;I hope you are less invaded soon!
I am typing this while standing on - top of desk - am impressed of your rodent tolerance - they scare the pants off me - so small, so many - saw a plague of them once, horrifying
Mice schmice- rats invading are where you have problems. (Rats are intelligent - mice aint.)
Get some Ridkill- worries soon over.
The mouse Burns was talking about was a dormouse - which dont occur in ANZ.
FFS get the the correct being before reefing on about it-Mary, I like your work but this was just -whacko-
Hmm. A plague of mice now that's something else. I'd probably get the Ridkill out then, GG. Or get a cat (thanks Fifi). We've had bush rats in the walls of the house, Keri, and 'lived' with them despite the rustlings, content that they were contained. Until my brother-in-law came to stay, and reading in the living room late one night, watched a rat saunter in and eye him up. After that, we got the rat catcher in. Thanks for the heads up on the dormouse, Keri, but the poem still stands I think as a paean to a small frightened creature and its mortality, and our role in that as humans, and our own fear and our own mortality....
A mouse was found electrocuted and slightly cooked in our toaster - after my husband had eaten his breakfast (tea and toast) and left for work. I wondered what the strange smell in the kitchen was.
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